lalalafrickyou: bloody-nips: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
intheblackparadeofseptember: harrysthefather: harrysthefather: SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN...
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221bitssmallerontheoutside: obeydowney: Robert Downey Jr Jude Law Jeremy Renner Simon Baker Chris Evans Martin Freeman Tom Hiddleston Josh Duhamel Misha Collins Benedict Cumberbatch So that I can follow you all, and we can drown in our tears together. I’M SO GLAD SOMEBODY FINALLY INCLUDED SIMON BAKER HE’S LIKE A SASSY SHERLOCK
You just like the idea of me. You like the person I present myself under...– (via tilthe)
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
a-superwentzromance: I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age
maknae's goal for 2013
Seungri: I really want to work hard to let you guys study japanese! It has been 4 years since our debut in japan, but why am I the only one who speaks well(in japanese)? I want you guys to study harder!
Daesung: You're just bragging
TOP: I will study korean
Seungri: Study korean?
TOP: Yes, I'm still bad at it
Seungri: You're still studying korean?
Seungri: Oh wow, that's bad
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.